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Conservative Skirt

from Happy at CERN by DOCTOR ELLIS

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‘CONSERVATIVE SKIRT’

Revolving door spits a woman inna conservative skirt and high heels outta the First Bank of the North American Union. She’s toting an expensive briefcase English Calf leather feels more like soft velvet than dead baby cow.
Conservative skirt clacks across concrete ’bout to catch a taxi when a motorcycle going the opposite direction makes a dramatic u-turn. Now it’s behind the cab carries two men both in full-face helmets with dark visors down. Passenger dismounts the bike pistol in hand crack, crack, crack and conservative skirt goes down. Her briefcase hits the sidewalk pops open, pages immediately picked up by the wind and whipped...everywhere.
Gang a punk rock kids across the street goofin’ on skateboards sees it all, watchin’ stunned with opened mouths while the motorcycle fucks off double time.
Leader of the group calls himself Grimm Details is the first to react, shouts, “Grab those pages!”
So now the punk rockers are runnin’ all over the street; colorful mohawks, black leather jackets and Doc Martens runnin’ all over the street, tryna gather up those pages.
But not Grimm Details.
He’s at a pay phone saying, “I got somethin’ ya gonna wanna see...”

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from Happy at CERN, released August 27, 2018

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DOCTOR ELLIS

DOCTOR ELLIS is a dark musical experiment, a soundtrack to a film that doesn’t exist. Electronic, creepy and atmospheric, the project floated to the surface of the strange waves created by Northern Ontario broadcasting pirates, Radio Konton. Personnel consists of plunderphonic producer Kid Mania, pirate radio selector DJ Deadzone and the Chapman stick artist Jason Brock. ... more

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